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pussasitis 

Used to describe the behaivor of someone who constantly complains about ailments and/or sickness.
John - "Man my throat really hurts today, I think I need to go to the doctor."

Randy - "Ya man you should go to the doctor, you prob got a case of pussasitis, I hear that shits goin around this time of year.... queer."
pussasitis by cdub for real January 24, 2011
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pussavitis 

Symptoms: A male who is suffering from acting like a female (soft). The male in this case might be faking an injury, crying, complaining, or any other annoying thing a woman might do. Lying on the ground not moving for no reason is another symptom.

Cure: Growing a pair of balls and bullying this male who had been struck with a serious case of pussavitis. Taking a stick in the ass is also a cure.
Patrick got some bad pussavitis at practice he's not moving after falling down for no reason after gargling coaches balls.
pussavitis by Analsex9986 June 24, 2016

Pussanity 

Going mental from not getting enough pussy
It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid, I’m suffering from pussanity!
Pussanity by Hi Krunch January 27, 2021

pussalitus

When you feeling bad and want to complain.
“I’m not feeling too good” oh you must have “ pussalitus”
pussalitus by Alicianna January 17, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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