A feminine upper-body undergarment made from soft stretchy material dat permits an eager stud easy and safe/painless-for-da-gal access to her chest-pillows by simply grasping da garment's lower edge and pulling it upwards, rather than his having to untie/unhook anything.
A push-up bra may indeed often be a real stud-pleaser, but it can also make da task of uncovering "The Merchandise" feel too easy and effortless... any prize seems sweeter if there is at least a bit of difficulty in attaining access to it, and so a guy will savor a chesty chick's allowing him to fondle her "twins" all da more if he has to labor a bit in order to get to dem, da way he would with just a "standard" firm-fabric-and-fastener-equipped "over-da-shoulder-boulder-holder" . If da hot 'n' heavy-breathing dude simply remembers to be careful and gentle while "unwrapping his gift", there should be little risk of damage to either Miss Buxom or her undergarment.
-A device used by women to spread lies.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.