purplenuts 

Barney the dinosaur's testicles.
ALSO:
When your nuts are squeezed too hard.

Baby Bop, get off my purplenuts.

purplenuts by Boredashell April 30, 2003

Purplenette 

One with the purple hair.

They are rarely seen on the Internet, sometimes appear in anime.
Acts like a princess but sometimes pretty nice.
Warning: Pretty bitchy attitude

Being a Purplenette, you get pissed by everything and everyone.

Purplenette by Mellow.Creme November 16, 2014

Puddlenuts 

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

Puddlenuts by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

PurpleButtNoid 

A pruple bunny rabbit that associates with dreamin boys, holograms, and asian loving space cadets. Likes to whack it... with his mallet that is.

I would love to go on a date with you but I have a pillow case session with PurpleButtNoid tonight.

PurpleButtNoid by IGOTOGSA2 March 25, 2003

purplenurple85 

a guy that sucks you in a discord call

"Bro stop sucking me like, your legit like purplenurple85"

purplenurple85 by stopsuckinghehehe2321 September 21, 2021

Puzzlenuts

One who has their balls all in a labrynth.

Piotrowski has puzzlenuts! Hes fucken retarded.

Puzzlenuts by Pepe April 17, 2004

purplenurple

the mark left after a pinch

the bruise after a punch

purplenurple by nester November 13, 2003