Freeky Zeeky:aye yo aye yo i got da 2 for 5 purple tops 2 for 5 purple tops...watchu need i got da purple tops!
Police:hey freeky zeeky!
Freeky Zeeky:oh shit i gotta run!
Police:why do we allways catch you in the same spot right here?
Freeky Zeeky:aye man i am mentaly retarded...why tha fuck yall fuck wit me?
Plice:Guess what?
Freeky Zeeky:What?
Police:your going back to jail!
A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.
I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."