Freeky Zeeky:aye yo aye yo i got da 2 for 5 purple tops 2 for 5 purple tops...watchu need i got da purple tops!
Police:hey freeky zeeky!
Freeky Zeeky:oh shit i gotta run!
Police:why do we allways catch you in the same spot right here?
Freeky Zeeky:aye man i am mentaly retarded...why tha fuck yall fuck wit me?
Plice:Guess what?
Freeky Zeeky:What?
Police:your going back to jail!
A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.
I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).