Purplelopis 

Purplelopis- Something similar to Spandex.

Hey Do Yu Have Any Purplelopis?

Purplelopis? Whats That?

Yu Know Its Similar To Spandex. Where Have Yu Been?

Time Traveling -___-

Purplelopis by Mario Recardo Hooleo Antoinio June 20, 2011

purpleosis 

A virus transmitted from too much causal contact with anyone named purple. An Untreated STD strain of herpes and pubic lice. Most commonly effect Xbox players.

Sounds like you got PurpleOsis

purpleosis by SirAutumnLemming March 17, 2019