purple pen 

An item you use to draw with when your an emo.

Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,

Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen

purple pen by SavageCabbageVegi January 11, 2018

purple penguin 

A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin!

Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.

"why are we worshipping some damn purple penguin?"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"

purple penguin by ninja gas July 6, 2006

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

purple penis

The stage after Blue Balls.

"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"

purple penis by matrixy September 27, 2011

purple penguin 

Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.

Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.

purple penguin by wetsun June 27, 2008

Purple Penis

The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.

Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!

Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!

Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.

Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!

Purple Penis by aka_Pyro October 10, 2007

purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

Amanda Walters

purple penis eater by Ben Lash December 19, 2003