The stage after Blue Balls.
by matrixy September 26, 2011
by alec February 21, 2004
by Willlovah March 27, 2004
The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.
Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!
Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!
Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.
Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!
Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.
Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
by aka_Pyro September 27, 2007
Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
by SmeariestMocha9 May 24, 2020
by wiggleman83 July 8, 2020
by Ben Lash December 20, 2003