purgently

To move expeditiousness, urgency and with a specific purpose.

I will purgently arrive at any location and help you, if ever you have an altercation or need me in anyway.

purgently by 23rd bird January 16, 2025

Purgency

When you absolutely must get rid of something immediately.

Soon after bringing in the day's mail and realizing that Donald Trump was on the cover of the latest issue of People Magazine sitting on her kitchen counter, Charlene had to put her knitting down and find the nearest incinerator. It was a real purgency.

Purgency by East Coast Word Wizard October 18, 2018

Purgent 

Purgent: Personally urgent

It is purgent that you understand my view on the situation.

Purgent by Buj Shelléi October 21, 2016

purgency

The combination of extremem urgency and paranoia

please execute these tasks with purgency

purgency by Steve H 712 February 11, 2009

Purgenlac 

A color the mixture of purple, magenta, and lilac, creating a pleasant purplish hue.

Matt: What color was that stripper's shirt?
Mark: Something like purgenlac, not that it matters. :D

Purgenlac by Lola22 March 27, 2009

purgency

The act of seeming concerned and willing to act on a problem when the boss or an authority figure is standing right there, but going back to not caring or point the finger at someone else once the boss leaves.

SHANE commiting purgency: I don't know how this happened, but I will get right on this and make sure it is perfect for the customer.

later, after the boss leaves...

SHANE: Screw this I didn't mess this up! Chris and Joe can fix it.

purgency by hsilived October 22, 2010

Purgenta 

Peeing in your partner’s nose and making them sneeze

Craig: how did go with you and stacy last night?

Noah: amazing bro, she gave me a purgenta

Craig: damn bro you’re lucky

Purgenta by Ian MFFFFFFFF June 14, 2022