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Purfect
It's both the metaphorical definition for the saying "Perfectly Imperfect" and the purest definition for describing an oxymoron in a single word.
Related Words
Purfect • Purfecto • Purfectt • Picture Purfect • perfect • Perfecter • perfect couple • Perfect Boyfriend • perfect girl • Perfectest
Picture Purfect
Is a guy who is so perfect he is almost like a still shot photo of perfection with a gold embossed frame. Picture Purfect, or double P, is ultimately the coolest person in the world and is incredibly intelligent. He's a caring heart, a golden coloured care bear who's alway there for you, and he's an awesome person you'd want to spend all your time with. he can make you smile without you even realizing, an blush without you even wanting to. He's kicking and totally awesome. A trustworthy person to share each and every single one of your secrets with. A person you can be yourself around and a person to say 'yo, homie... wanna chill with some dvds?'. So picture purfect is a purfect picture of what perfection looks like perfected. The best.
rohini: hey picture purfect, you are so wonderful how did you get so sweet and cool?
picture purfect: chikkadi, why don't you come jump into my frame then we can be sweet together? ;)
picture purfect: chikkadi, why don't you come jump into my frame then we can be sweet together? ;)
Picture Purfect by picture.speaks.a.thousand.word June 21, 2010
Perfect Girl
A perfect girl is the same as a regular girl but with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth (a martini typically uses dry vermouth and a Manhattan typically uses the sweet but the perfect Manhattan or perfect martini uses both).
Girl: I’m here. I got the vermouth but I didn’t know if you were making martinis or Manhattans so I picked up a bottle of each.
Boyfriend: Well aren’t you the perfect girl.
Boyfriend: Well aren’t you the perfect girl.
Perfect Girl by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020
Perfect Cell
Cell or Bio-Android Cell is one of the main antagonists of the famous anime Dragon Ball Z. He was created by Dr Gero. He is perfect, but Gohan still killed him.
"♪'P' is for 'priceless', the look upon your faces♪
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
— "The "Perfect" Guy"
This is used in TeamFourStar's series "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" after Cell attains his Perfect form.
♪'E' is for 'extinction', all your puny races♪
♪'R' for 'revolution', which will be televised♪
♪'F' is for how 'f**ked' you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
♪'E' is for 'eccentric', just listen to my song♪
♪'C' is for 'completion', that I waited for so long♪
♪'T' is for the 'terror', upon you I’ll bestow♪
(chuckles)
♪My name is Perfect Cell, and I'd like to say...hello.♪"
— "The "Perfect" Guy"
This is used in TeamFourStar's series "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" after Cell attains his Perfect form.
Perfect Cell by Perfect Cell June 5, 2018
perfection abuse
Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
The Perfect Salad
The Perfect Salad by Megalog December 10, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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