puppy play
puppy play by DirkD January 23, 2007
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Puppy Play
When you are anally doing a female, and sneakily squeeze your PENOR (penis) out of her rectum, continuously grunt as if you are still giving it to her...then you take HER puppies penis and put it in her rectum, still grunting as if it's yours.
Then you scream "WOOF!", and run out the door naked...
Estimated Time :32 seconds if puppy is nearby.
Then you scream "WOOF!", and run out the door naked...
Estimated Time :32 seconds if puppy is nearby.
Puppy Play by TheHeroDownBelow January 17, 2009
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Puppy Playland
AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass boss's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. You could say its a doggy daycare, but it is so much more. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs.
Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....."
Ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prostitute. She is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed.
We get some crazy employees. Tamara, for example, bought a Hummer for her ugly ass little white dog with a license plate reading "4RUFFLS". She believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. Tamara's boob job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails.
The day continues with fun games such as "Spray Ruffles with the pressure hose," and "See if your coworker will clean up the shit you take when they aren't looking." Ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost balls.
The place smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....."
Ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prostitute. She is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed.
We get some crazy employees. Tamara, for example, bought a Hummer for her ugly ass little white dog with a license plate reading "4RUFFLS". She believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. Tamara's boob job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails.
The day continues with fun games such as "Spray Ruffles with the pressure hose," and "See if your coworker will clean up the shit you take when they aren't looking." Ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost balls.
The place smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
Puppy Playland by Shitcleaner December 28, 2007
Puppy Playland
A place where if you park in the front parking lot, your car will be hit by a dog trainer named "Sandy"
Puppy Playland by Ginny lol January 19, 2008
Puppy Playland
AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
Puppy Playland by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007
Playing with his Puppy
Playing with his Puppy by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 4, 2022
among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)
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