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puppet fuck 

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.
Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.
puppet fuck by shadowscats November 19, 2014
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fuck puppet

Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.
"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."
fuck puppet by N E B October 16, 2007

Fuck Puppet

Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.
Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!
Fuck Puppet by CJM379 December 5, 2002

Fuck Puppet

A Fuck-Puppet is someone who is being completely manipulated and used by the will and behavior of someone else in the most demoralising manner for either persons benefit.

"Did you see how she just lied in court?" "What a total Fuck Puppet!"

"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"

"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
Fuck Puppet by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Fuck Puppet

A person who enjoys being controlled (dangled) sexually by another.
I can havve sex with him any time, anywhere, any way I want! He's my Fuck Puppet, and loves it when I pull his "string."
Fuck Puppet by talk2me-JCH2 May 7, 2021

Fuck Puppet

A term to describe someone you love fucking, repeatedly. Often considered to be a demoralizing term, I believe we can take it back. I am proud to be a fuck puppet.

Used in the television series Six Feet Under
Nate: This is Brenda, my girlfriend.

Brenda: I prefer the term fuck puppet.
Fuck Puppet by MoMo_love December 14, 2008

Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.
You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..
Fuck Puppet by Q-XIII February 24, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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