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self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.
Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!
by CJM379 December 5, 2002
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Fuck Puppet

Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.
Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!
by CJM379 December 5, 2002
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