Definitions by CJM379

self cleaner 

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

self cleaner by CJM379 December 5, 2002

Fuck Puppet

Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.

Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!

Fuck Puppet by CJM379 December 5, 2002