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A Jamaican guuurl who has the roundest face in the land.
Oh look who's in Brum today, it's puntsy!
puntsy by Chubberoon October 4, 2016
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Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
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You will often times hear a punty person talking about how bad it sucks to be short.
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My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
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