puntain

Suprise buttsex or lightning buttsex between a guy and something or someone else. If it is used as an insult, you stretch the -un sound.

Go puntain a cow
Go puntain yourself
See those guys? I bet they puntain each other at night.

by Nudemanonbike January 3, 2009

putain de chip

Man Whore extraordinaire

Student: That husband is a Putain d'Chip!

Teacher: Remember we say "Putain DE Chip"

by an ex of a Putain de Chip April 8, 2014

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

fils-putain

Pronounced "fit-putain" (roughly)

Literally "son of a whore," closer to "son of a bitch" in Cajun French. Means what you'd expect it to mean.

"Look, you little fils-putain, you keyed my car and your ass is mine!"

by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2010

putain

1) Noun: - a prostitute. (literal)
- Bitch! (US) Cunt! (Brit.) (Pejorative)

2) Interjection: 'Putain (de bordel, de merde, etc)!' - 'Fuck it!' (US) or 'Fucking hell!' (Brit.)

3) Intensifying adjective: 'Cette putain de machine!' - 'This fucking machine!'

Often truncated to 'Pute!'

Putain de bordel! Cette pute de machine est niquée, merde!

by Kyle359 April 29, 2006

WTF putain

When something sucks, when you're pissed.

Combination of English "WTF" and French "putain"

"Wuss: I can't make it to the party tonight, I gotta sew with my mom
Bro: WTF putain, you're such a dork"

by brianisinthekitchen October 20, 2010