A delicious feast of rosemary, garlic and butter drizzled on pumpkin cut into steak size. Can only be blessed by The Cambodian for true recognition. If the pine nuts aren't crisp and on top of the finished product there shall be no blessing. Go forth and create what is known only as the Punkin. If Blessing is granted wake the Mrs up at 4am and ask her how good it was. If done properly this should result in a P in the V. If crunchy noodle and balsamic used in the blessing P in the A may be on the table.

She looks tired and is walking with a limp. Must've had Punkin last night.

Punkin by Dubster86 May 29, 2023

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splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

splashin' punkins by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

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punkin seeds

A game. Played on halloween. Two men shove as many pumpkin seeds in their assholes as their brownpipes can hold. They then proceed to kick each other in the nuts ten times. Whoever holds the most seeds in their chocolate ass gutter wins!

I found 3 bloody seeds in my ass after punkin seeds with Rick. Yay, I win!

punkin seeds by Pooflake the Magic Dragon October 6, 2011

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PUNKINN!

MEME Where group gets asked their favorite vegetable and one guy responds with simply
PUNKINN!! Meaning to say pumpkin.

You: SWEET POTATOE!
Someone else: CAULIFLOWER!
Me: PUNKINN!

PUNKINN! by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021

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