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King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

dick pickling 

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

Pickling the Onion 

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing
James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion

Pickling The Sausage 

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week

Snow Pinking 

The act of knowingly and purposely spreading syphilis and gorarrea to others around the holiday season. This is usually done at office, workplace and school Christmas parties. In the twisted mind of the snow pinker, they are merely giving the gift that keeps giving.
Hey, pal, don't hook up with that holiday hottie! She's been snow pinking since she got here! Last year, she caught me under the mistletoe, and when she was finished with me, it took MONTHS before I could pee without fear again!!!
Snow Pinking by mfnman1269 January 16, 2011
Verb.
1. It's a thing when a woman is aroused so much that her labia presents itself.

2. Something fun to say aloud in the middle of a quiet office setting.
1. Joe - "Are you okay, Lauren."

Lauren - "I'm pinking so bad right now."

2.

Ali - "What do you think you're going to order from seamless?"

Meghan- "I was thinking Thai..."

Casey - "Pinking!"
Pinking by Les Vinyl July 23, 2013