punkiss

Affectionate combination of punk-ass.

Be nice to your mother punkiss!
or
Don't be a punkiss, come over here and give me some of your hot lovin'!!

punkiss by Little Lizzy September 19, 2008

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

splashin' punkins by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

Being Purkiss 

To be outrageously good at every sport known to man

Dwayne: Hey, why am I so bad at every sport I do?

Mikhial: I know I suck at every sport as well, what are we doing wrong

Anfernee: Your not "Being Purkiss"

.........oh wait

Being Purkiss by Who Can Stop Me October 6, 2010

do a Purkiss 

intransative verb /perk-iss/ 1. to lose connection while online

"Where's Stephen ?"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".

"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"

do a Purkiss by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008

pupkiss 

dog nose prints on the inside of car windows, on patio door, mirrors and other glass or reflective surfaces

Washing the pupkiss off of the car windows after our dog has taken a ride is mandatory, if you want to see through the glass again.

pupkiss by MomDog January 12, 2009

Punkist 

Member of the Cult who follows TJ Smith on YouTube/ect. You can mainly find them on his Twitch Livestreams, as they are his most hardcore fans and usually only hardcore fans show up for livestreams. They founded themselves, but TJ Smith (Their Lord and Savior) DOES know about them. They also have an inner circle of about 10 members, who are in a constant Skype chat. The Dracman is under their command, and he and the Demon Face eat the souls of the enemies of the punkists.

"Am I a punkist?"

"Do you worship your lord and savior TJ Smith?"

"Ummm no."

"Then the Dracman and the Demon Face will eat your soul. Be prepared to experience eternal and forever pain."

Punkist by Bentheidiotgenius June 10, 2013

punkassery 

Defined as a state of mind and/or collection of actions by an individual who is a punkass. These individual punkasses may often commit random or planned acts of punkassery, thereby making life that much harder for those around them.

Mark said to Jordan, "I am so tired! I have had it with your punkassery!"

punkassery by Jordan10103 November 22, 2006