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splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.
I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!
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Being Purkiss 

To be outrageously good at every sport known to man
Dwayne: Hey, why am I so bad at every sport I do?

Mikhial: I know I suck at every sport as well, what are we doing wrong

Anfernee: Your not "Being Purkiss"

.........oh wait
Being Purkiss by Who Can Stop Me October 6, 2010

do a Purkiss 

intransative verb /perk-iss/ 1. to lose connection while online
"Where's Stephen ?"
"Oh he just did a Purkiss".

"If you do a Purkiss again I won't be able to send you that E-Mail"
do a Purkiss by Carmen+Rafiqi April 25, 2008
dog nose prints on the inside of car windows, on patio door, mirrors and other glass or reflective surfaces
Washing the pupkiss off of the car windows after our dog has taken a ride is mandatory, if you want to see through the glass again.
pupkiss by MomDog January 12, 2009
Member of the Cult who follows TJ Smith on YouTube/ect. You can mainly find them on his Twitch Livestreams, as they are his most hardcore fans and usually only hardcore fans show up for livestreams. They founded themselves, but TJ Smith (Their Lord and Savior) DOES know about them. They also have an inner circle of about 10 members, who are in a constant Skype chat. The Dracman is under their command, and he and the Demon Face eat the souls of the enemies of the punkists.
"Am I a punkist?"

"Do you worship your lord and savior TJ Smith?"

"Ummm no."

"Then the Dracman and the Demon Face will eat your soul. Be prepared to experience eternal and forever pain."
Punkist by Bentheidiotgenius June 10, 2013

punkassery 

Defined as a state of mind and/or collection of actions by an individual who is a punkass. These individual punkasses may often commit random or planned acts of punkassery, thereby making life that much harder for those around them.
Mark said to Jordan, "I am so tired! I have had it with your punkassery!"
punkassery by Jordan10103 November 22, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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