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Punko
A female that is a very attractive and good company. Likes to crack jokes and stuff around. Usually found with a top bloke.
Some chicks look 'Sluts' hot and easy. Some look like 'Dogs' would piss on. Some look hot but are fuckin bitching 'Moles' so you only use them. And some are 'Punkos' the type that are just right.
Punko by (",) Coops June 28, 2006
Punnoisseur
Punnoisseur by Prozhak April 28, 2017
safe punjabi (no virus)
A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.
White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!
safe punjabi (no virus) by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022
punjabi teabag
Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.
punjabi teabag by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014
pundolt
A person in the media that considers themselves qualified to opine on the merits of anything but particularly politics. Usually this person is a lawyer that's tired of lawyering but can be from any profession. This person's opinion is usually followed by a "face palm" moment or a simple DOH! yet they assume their opinion is worth more than others.
punhole
Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
punhole by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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