punjo

A sweetie-pie declaration of the male anatomy.

Example 1: Ooh, I do like your punjo, tee-hee
Example 2: Would your punjo like to plunjo?

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

Punko

A female that is a very attractive and good company. Likes to crack jokes and stuff around. Usually found with a top bloke.

Some chicks look 'Sluts' hot and easy. Some look like 'Dogs' would piss on. Some look hot but are fuckin bitching 'Moles' so you only use them. And some are 'Punkos' the type that are just right.

by (",) Coops June 28, 2006

Punnoisseur

Someone who understand how to make good puns in good situations.

Boris is a punnoisseur.

Only a real punnoisseur will understand this pun !

by Prozhak April 28, 2017

safe punjabi (no virus)

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

pundolt

A person in the media that considers themselves qualified to opine on the merits of anything but particularly politics. Usually this person is a lawyer that's tired of lawyering but can be from any profession. This person's opinion is usually followed by a "face palm" moment or a simple DOH! yet they assume their opinion is worth more than others.

Ron Christie is frequently seen on TV offering his political opinion because he worked for President Bush. Mr. Christie is a lawyer and pundolt.

by chibacat November 23, 2010

punhole

Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.

He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."

by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010