Definitions by wentzbin

floccinauciphillia 

In relation to the noun floccinaucinihilipilification. A sexual arousal from being identified as worthless. Similar to degradation, but with a specific preference for being called such things as unimportant or useless. A mere thing.

Person 1: so what are you into?
Person 2: floccinauciphillia. my existence is so pointless, i don't even deserve the satisfaction of being called names.

floccinauciphillia by wentzbin July 15, 2019

vaginavolt 

A sacred place where all hidden treasures of the woman lie.

Tell me, great Lord, which path will lead me to the vaginavolt?
My boy, only the cervical smear nurse knows the answer.

vaginavolt by wentzbin August 16, 2018

arsemod 

An insult uncommonly used by the Irish, describing a narcissistic person who's arse is too big for their pants. Kind of like an asshole, but ten times more degrading.

Someone: *smashes an expensive vase*
Owner of expensive vase: You feckin' arsemod!

arsemod by wentzbin August 16, 2018

punjo 

A sweetie-pie declaration of the male anatomy.

Example 1: Ooh, I do like your punjo, tee-hee
Example 2: Would your punjo like to plunjo?

punjo by wentzbin August 16, 2018

dickafix 

The miracle pill when you're out of pellets.

My punjo has given up the ghost and i need a dickafix.

dickafix by wentzbin August 16, 2018

leztoy 

Quite simply, a sex toy mainly used by lesbians.

Lesbian 1: My girlfriends out tonight, do you have a leztoy I could use?
Lesbian 2: Sure, you can use mine - don't worry, I've scrubbed it spotless!

leztoy by wentzbin August 16, 2018

yootwats 

This is what you should scream when someone's pissed in your garden and knocked your plant pots over.

Yootwats! Shoo off oot me gerden!

yootwats by wentzbin August 16, 2018