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punitive dining 

Ordering the most expensive meal on the menu, on the firm's/company's tab, when one is forced to dine at their desk on a Friday evening.
PARTNER: "Harris, can you stay late to finish this brief? Dewey Cheatum & Howe will pay for dinner."

ASSOCIATE 1: "Sure. I'll have the lobster."

ASSOCIATE 2: "Yes! Punitive Dining!"

Punitive D 

A bad motha fucka known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"
Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Punitive D and got dropped by a gavel to the head
Punitive D by Donny March 15, 2005

Punitive Cunnilingus 

When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
Punitive Cunnilingus by arlingo December 30, 2011

punitive honking 

punitive honking is when someone honks after the fact, not as a warning of danger or to make the other driver more aware, but simply to show the honker's displeasure.
Janie: I don't know why he had to honk now, I saw him in my rear view mirror, I had plenty of space, I slowed, I had my blinker on to show I was parking.
Ronna: Oh he is just punitive honking to show his displeasure that there are other drivers on the road.
punitive honking by japh94 October 24, 2009

pwnitize 

Verb- to spend far too long explaining technical details of a project rather than giving a general overview.
"Man, Brandon really pwnitized the Kraken overview"
pwnitize by KaiserVerbal February 14, 2017

punitive 

When your girl acts vin"dick"tively toward you, just because she can.
Amanda has been unfairly punitive to Michael, often for reasons he isn't even aware of!
punitive by TommyCanYouHearMe? January 2, 2018