Definitions by arlingo

Camping trip to Colorado 

An abortion in Texas is referred to as a camping trip to Colorado. Since a person can be sued in Texas for helping another person get an abortion, people use this code.

“Girl, that guy who couch surfs knocked me up last month. I need to yeet a fetus!”

“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”

Camping trip to Colorado by arlingo December 6, 2023

handmaid's towel 

When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.

Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?

handmaid's towel by arlingo October 27, 2017

Punitive Cunnilingus 

When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

Punitive Cunnilingus by arlingo December 30, 2011