When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.
by arlingo December 28, 2011
When you leave a giant wet spot on the bed, but you just want to go to sleep you can use a handmaid's towel to soak up the mess. Alternatively, you can put down the handmaid's towel before you fuck to keep your filthy cum off the sheets.
Honey, you blew the stew all over my side of the bed. Can you grab me a handmaid's towel while you are in the bathroom?
by arlingo October 27, 2017
An abortion in Texas is referred to as a camping trip to Colorado. Since a person can be sued in Texas for helping another person get an abortion, people use this code.
“Girl, that guy who couch surfs knocked me up last month. I need to yeet a fetus!”
“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”
“I got you, girl, we’re setting up a camping trip to Colorado.”
by arlingo December 06, 2023