Punds
A pund or punds, is the unit of measurement describing the force emparted by a quality pun, which causes your head to move and sag.
Punds by Mr. Greptal June 16, 2016
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Team Punishment
Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle
Team Punishment by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014
Pundu
Pundu by Punk with an edge May 8, 2017
Performance Punishment
Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.
Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.
Performance Punishment by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
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punishment time by Biakuya ToGAMER September 27, 2020
Punday
Punday by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 30, 2014
Pounds Around
The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.
Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"
Pounds Around by UnderworldLeader October 28, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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