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pund - the act of punding someone, also known as pundification, or pund-tang, the articulate movement of pundation.
rofl, jamie got fuckign punded when he got nutmegged
by goldeneye64 June 21, 2010
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1. a person who attempts to be an expert in the public eye, but fails.

2. one who thinks of themself as being more famous and well respected than they are.

3. someone who's public opinions are generally disliked, not held as insightful or something to be followed

4. The loser version of pundit. As the truncated version of its root word indicates, someone who falls short of being a true pundit.
In the movie "Napolean Dynomite", Kip is the ultimate pund.

Al Sharpton is such a pund.
by Honest Anthony May 11, 2005
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A pund or punds, is the unit of measurement describing the force emparted by a quality pun, which causes your head to move and sag.
"JP said a pun that made my head roll back with about 10 punds of force"
by Mr. Greptal June 16, 2016
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when someone does a pund on your head
holy cr*p he pund on your head said the boy standing next to the boy with poo on his head
by jimbobboy January 01, 2008
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1. A fictitious television program hosted by some lame ass middle-aged Dad where he puts his guests in really ridiculous situations that inevitably end in the old fuck using a really bad dad joke. The puns to the joke are painful, yet hilarious beyond belief. The show is, albeit made up, is a complete rip-off of Punk'd.
*Host of Pun'd dressed as an old chinese monk*
Host: "Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired."
Host:"Welcome to Pun'd, Bitch!"
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by You gonna fuck on me? October 19, 2018
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