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punch in the cunt
punch in the cunt by aidan_the_great December 10, 2010
punch in the brown
punch in the brown by Grimholtt November 30, 2007
punch in the face
When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
punch in the face by Bagelhat October 20, 2010
Punch in the Nose
Punch in the Nose by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011
Punch in the cunt
Describes effective means of firmly illustrating a person's (predominantly, however not always female) character flaws.
Especially useful in fringe/rural areas; may receive unfavorable response in metropolitan regions/cafe's.
Especially useful in fringe/rural areas; may receive unfavorable response in metropolitan regions/cafe's.
Punch in the cunt by MonkeyMark February 26, 2009
punch in the pan
A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.
punch in the pan by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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