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Punch'in 

A bloke who's girl friend is more attactive than himself would be "Punch'in above his weight"
"Look at dave! look at his girlfriend, that gezza's punch'in"
Punch'in by jake1999 January 30, 2009
Words you can keep

punch in the cunt 

alternate name for jack in the box fast food chain
i think i am going to run up to punch in the cunt and get me some cheddar wedges.
punch in the cunt by aidan_the_great December 10, 2010

punch in the brown 

Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.
Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!
punch in the brown by Grimholtt November 30, 2007

punch in the face 

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.
punch in the face by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

Punch in the Nose 

Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.
I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!
Punch in the Nose by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011

Punch in the cunt 

Describes effective means of firmly illustrating a person's (predominantly, however not always female) character flaws.

Especially useful in fringe/rural areas; may receive unfavorable response in metropolitan regions/cafe's.
"That bitch needs a fucking punch in the cunt."

"sounds like she needs a punch in the cunt."
Punch in the cunt by MonkeyMark February 26, 2009

punch in the pan 

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.
"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."
punch in the pan by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017
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