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punch & judy 

The title of an Elliott Smith song.
a wallflower punch talks to Judy
in a crowded corner where anybody can listen in
but they don't read page to page or speak easy
now they're gonna go say the words
in the wrong order again
they walk in a circle
through all the sidewalk scenes they used to be apart of one time
now everybody just stares and whispers
driving around up and down division street
I used to like it here
it just bums me out to remember
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
they draw the curtain
wait for a call
pretty lucky if they get any kind of response at all
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
punch & judy by glynis October 13, 2004

punch and judy 

the act of shitting on a coffee table for sexual gratification. 45_

Punch and Judy 

A sexual act where a man and a woman have sex while they are both being anally probed (i.e. fingered, fisted, etc.). Because of the difficulties in reaching to perform it, this would usually be done in a threesome/foursome/gangbang scenario.
"We did some weird things last night, she even invited her friend over for a Punch and Judy."
Punch and Judy by SqualidScribe November 15, 2012

Punch and Judy Show

When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’
I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026