punch and judy

the act of shitting on a coffee table for sexual gratification. 45_

You must have seen the film blah blah blah

by Gosport Gonzo March 3, 2004

Punch and Judy

A sexual act where a man and a woman have sex while they are both being anally probed (i.e. fingered, fisted, etc.). Because of the difficulties in reaching to perform it, this would usually be done in a threesome/foursome/gangbang scenario.

"We did some weird things last night, she even invited her friend over for a Punch and Judy."

by SqualidScribe November 15, 2012

punching judy

domestic violence tournament held on a beach in bournmouth, contestents are pitted against eachother in a fight to the death style contest. points awarded for creativity, imaginitive choreography and the quality of the wifes face after each round.

'me and vera have entered ourselves into that punching judy thingy'

by mittttbitiasssssssssssssssssss November 23, 2009

punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

punch & judy

The title of an Elliott Smith song.

a wallflower punch talks to Judy
in a crowded corner where anybody can listen in
but they don't read page to page or speak easy
now they're gonna go say the words
in the wrong order again
they walk in a circle
through all the sidewalk scenes they used to be apart of one time
now everybody just stares and whispers
driving around up and down division street
I used to like it here
it just bums me out to remember
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
they draw the curtain
wait for a call
pretty lucky if they get any kind of response at all
can't you ever treat anyone nice?
I think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice
I'm gonna make the same mistake twice

by glynis October 14, 2004