Pumpkined

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Extremely drunk and high at the same time. Usually from weed but any drug is fine.

Nick and Jake were so pumpkined last night! They thought they were the only real things in the universe and Jake threw a pumpkin at my face!

Pumpkined by Awesomestoner October 27, 2011

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pumpkined

To run through a corridor with haste (generally a corridor near a library) and exclaim ‘Pumpkin’ with high volume.

Yesterday he pumpkined the library

pumpkined by De’aths Boyfriend x March 15, 2024

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Related Words

Pumpkined • slobb-r-pumpkined • pumpkinella • Pumpkiner • Pumpkinerisimo • pumpkinese • Pumpkin'd • pumpkin eater • pumpkin dick • pumpkin dong

slobb-r-pumpkined

a state of krunk up speech and action after you get really tweeked

he was so slobb-r-pumpkined after the he smoked that bolo.

slobb-r-pumpkined by peeps February 12, 2004

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Pumpkin Party

Not slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

Pumpkin Party by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

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Pumpkinsexual

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

Pumpkinsexual by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

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this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

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Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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