Melo2967's definitions

Steevie

When some body throws a football,basketball or anything and completely miss (basically Stevie wonder throwing some thing).

Me:yo Chris I’m wide open in the corner.
(Goes out of bounds)
Chris:My bad i threw a steevie

by Melo2967 April 17, 2020

NTR

NTR is a hentai sub-genre, where a female character gets taken away by another character by cheating or romance, it’s gives the watcher two feelings, sexual satisfaction or jealously, but most likely jealously

Me: what’s up Chris what are you watching

Chris: I’m watching this thing called NTR

Me: what is it about

Chris: it’s about this unfaithful tramp who backstabs her boyfriend for a douchbag, I’m kinda pissed because I feel bad for the guy

Me:bro there just animated characters it’s not that deep

Chris: SHUT UP BITCH

by Melo2967 October 30, 2021

Pumpfaking

Pumpfaking is used in many situations but it’s mainly used in the sense of when someone say their going to do something but don’t follow through on it or act like they never said it and don’t do it.

Cary: boy I would fuck the shit outta you

Mike: yeah Ight, last time you said that, you came over and you was on so I wanna get to know you shit you just pumpfaking like you always do

Cary: ight bet I’ll catch you at 3

Mike: actions speak louder than wards

by Melo2967 November 26, 2023

Cautionary tales

A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues

Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina

Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.

by Melo2967 January 14, 2025

Grenade

Ight this is a mean one, but this version of the word “grenade” is coined by the infamous tv show the jersey shore

It’s when a woman or a man is the ugliest out of the group of friends their apart of and yall are trying to link/ hook up after the bar or meet up but someone has to also hook up or keep the ugly person occupied so everyone else can crack who their actually attracted to, aka (taking one for the team)

Sidenote: not all but the same people who use this term get real tender when they are the grenade

Jason: bro there is some FINE shit over there but you see that girl over there

Lacy: oh no don’t tell me

Jason: bro plz jump on the grenade if you don’t we all ain’t cracking shit tonight

Lacy: Igh but you owe me big time

by Melo2967 January 3, 2026

Eater

An eater is a woman who will pretty much give head or fuck anybody

Max: Hey tony you know that girl Kim, I’m thinking about asking her out

Tony: Bro DON’T she’s an eater she literally fucks anybody

Max: How you know that?

Tony: no Reason

by Melo2967 June 6, 2023

Munch

A munch is a guy who is only used to eat pussy without getting anything in return

Gina: hey Lisa you ever going to let Michael hit

Lisa: girl hell nah he is a munch

by Melo2967 June 6, 2023