Pumpers

pumpers better than tumblers because pumpers like to pump

"Hey stop tumbling"
"Why?"
"Pumpers like to Pump!"
"But I'm a tumbler"
"PUMPERS BETTER THAN TUMBLERS!!!!"

Pumpers by Edzo04 February 13, 2009

pumpers

word for steroids aka arnorlds

That mofo gotta b using some pumpers.

pumpers by MIG December 26, 2003

Pumpers Lump 

The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking

Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

Pumpers Lump by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Pumpers Disease 

The act of "pumping" a girls head up and down while receiving oral sex.

Girl: "Stop, I can't breathe!"

Man: "Shutup bitch! I got pumpers disease!"

Pumpers Disease by Andrew Joshua February 20, 2011

fist pumpers 

annoying ass people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.

Jason: How was the dance yesterday?

Dennis: It was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

Jason: That sucks. Well I was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

Dennis: Dude, I think you were the fist pumper

Jason:..........

fist pumpers by "Brian Bui" December 17, 2012

Fuck me pumpers 

A phrase derived from the song "Fuck me Pumps" recorded by Amy "Trainwreck" Winehouse.

"Fuck me pumpers" is an adjective for the person wearing the pumps. "Fuck me pumpers" have a tendency to seek out friendships with women 5-10 years younger than they are in order to hit on the guys that approach them. They come off friendly and inviting but that is just a ploy to reel a man in so they can agressively and wontonly pursue him, whether he is attracted to them or not. The more a man resists, the more aggressive and demanding they become.

"Fuck me pumpers" have a hard time taking no for an answer and should a man they have set their sights on cave and engage in ANY form of physical contact with them, be it "fooling around" or actual sex, you are considered their property and they will use any and all tactics in their arsenal to showcase their achievement with you as the trophy. They will assume authority over all aspects of your life and try to control and manipulate all of your personal and professional relationships. Should you later regret the association with a "fuck me pumper" and try to sever ties, she will turn on you in a heartbeat and use the same shady tactics she used to get you against you. She will use emotional blackmail, feigned emotions, and outright threats. Best thing to do when approached by a "fuck me pumper" is to break the wrist and walk away...don't even smile as they might take that as a sign of approval and acceptance. JUST.WALK.AWAY.

Guy 1: I'm thinking of fooling around with one of the "fuck me pumpers" at work. She's not all that hot, but she's all over my dick, and I like the attention right now.

Guy 2: DON'T DO IT! The last time I fooled around with a fuck me pumper she acted like we were engaged or something. She stalked all these girls that liked me, caused all kinds of drama, and I didn't even fuck her.

Guy 1: Whaaaaaaaaat???? You didn't even fuck her?

Guy 2: No dude. She wasn't THAT hot. I just fooled around with her a little, let her grab on my package and bitch went all Fatal Attraction on me and shit.

Guy 3: Yeah flip that. This girl ain't even a 5 outta 10. Thanks for the warning bro.

Fuck me pumpers by Trish76 July 17, 2010

throat pumpers 

A group of guys who are tight asf and put the throat code before all else. That although there are ups and downs they stick with eachother and provail. Must know all the words to “hey there Delilah”

Oh hey look there’s the throat pumpers.

throat pumpers by Throat pumper 445 September 15, 2019