9 definitions by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts

A formidable blast from the spunk trumpet where the ladies cheeks puff out like a bullfrog's.
Dude I was with Katie last night. Yea how was she? Oh man the night was going good until I performed the frog. She choked and then wqashed her mouth out with water.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
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A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.
Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
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The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking
Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
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A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.
I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006
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The noise one makes from his or her blow hole that results in a noxious odor, leaving a room full of people scattering for air.
Was that a piernt I just heard? I dont know but it sure smells like one.
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
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