pulling a Josey
pulling a Josey by SMRF July 27, 2011
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pulling a joey
Previously commiting to something and not following through. Also ignoring phone calls, and or not notifying other parties when a change of plans occurs. Leaving friends "in the dust". Also see gay.
Jacob: Yo man, where is Greg, he is suppose to be here?
Alex: Bro, I called it. He's pulling a Joey. You owe me $10.
Alex: Bro, I called it. He's pulling a Joey. You owe me $10.
pulling a joey by AcBush June 23, 2008
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Pulling a Joey
Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey
Pulling a Joey by TheStealthAssassin September 1, 2021
pulling a José Vasquez
Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.
Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."
Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"
Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"
Person 2: "Nope.
Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"
Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"
Person 2: "Nope.
Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
pulling a José Vasquez by Reila February 23, 2022
pulling a joey
Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.
Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.
Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.
Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
pulling a joey by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010
Pulling a jose
Pulling a jose by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018
Pulling a Joey
Saying "whatever" because you have no counter argument and can't think of something intelligent to say.
Pulling a Joey by Faawee February 15, 2014
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