Went "all out", or tried as hard as possible to please or impress.
To spare no expense.
to do everything you can to make something successful
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The stops are handles on an organ (= a large instrument used in churches), which you pull out when you want to play as loudly as possible.
They pulled out all the stops for their anniversary party.
The hotel certainly pulled out all the stops to impress us.
Beyoncereally pulled out all the stops with her show last night!
Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.
Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.