pull an ash

To pretend that you didn't hear a comment because you are too much of a chicken to respond to it.

- I told you so!
- *pull an Ash*

by cardi_e December 20, 2018

Pull an Ashlee

When you've been holding your bowels for too long and quickly have to make a mad dash for the can at work with air freshener in hand!

Holy cow my belly hurts, I'm going to pull an Ashlee!

by dentaldiva85 December 20, 2016

pull an ashley

1. to be a two-faced bitch

2. to act like a slut then deny it or pretend to be oblivious to it

EX:

Helen: okay, that dress is way too slutty for you to wear out
Georgia: oh! you really think so? i didn't even notice how short it was...

(later that night)
Georgia: Helen was bitching about my outfit just because i'm skinnier than her
Sammy: don't pull an ashley, you do look like a slut.

by dmm1994 January 8, 2012

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.

1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007