pukeus

what you call a penis after it has been puked on.
We were at a party and she was so drunk that instead of having sex, she gave me a pukeus.
by Megan Murderrr February 01, 2009
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Pukeus Jihadus

Something you do after drinking straight vodka for a weekend bender.
Im about to Pukeus Jihadus in the toilet bro!
by StinkyBaboon November 15, 2023
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