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what you call a penis after it has been puked on.
We were at a party and she was so drunk that instead of having sex, she gave me a pukeus.
pukeus by Megan Murderrr January 31, 2009
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Pukeus Jihadus 

Something you do after drinking straight vodka for a weekend bender.
Im about to Pukeus Jihadus in the toilet bro!
Pukeus Jihadus by StinkyBaboon November 14, 2023

pukesthetic 

The opposite of Aesthetic. The content of the "Aesthetic" makes you want to puke.
"This girl cut her lip and took a photo of it for her tumblr aesthetic but it totally was pukesthetic."
pukesthetic by Amizzleeee March 4, 2017

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.
He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!
Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

PukeStripe

To land a patch of vomit down the side of ones vehicle. May contain but not limited to corn, fast food, funky pickle pizza, 711 sub chunks, beer, alcohol in general.(may peel paint)And comes in a variaty of colours.

Mainly seen on vehicles which are in the possesion of (again not limited) drunkards between the ages of 14 - 40ish. Any make
PukeStripes are not Bitchn

PukeStripes are not Funny unless it's your buddies car

PukeStripe by Willis Magee February 21, 2009

Pukesgiving 

some sort of anti-consumerism holiday to thanksgiving.that celebrates a group of people making volatile food made of household ingredients for no reason at all. usually happens in the thanksgiving weeks of November,and October.
when are we going to celebrate pukesgiving?
Pukesgiving by Andrew Samonte December 11, 2006

pukescent 

pu-kes'-cent Nauseating, repulsive.
Ed: What did you reckon to the vocals in that jazz piece?
Richard: Ewww. They were pukescent. I had to clench my buttocks.
Ed: Yeah, it was all a bit pretentious.
Richard: You wouldn't catch the Sex Pistols writing slimy shite like that.
pukescent by mp666 July 25, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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