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One who you should not be seen out in public with, if this situation is to arise they must vomited on immediately.

i.e, Rugar is a pukemonkey, vomit on him

pukemonkey by sam94 June 2, 2008

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PulseMonkey

1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence

Pulse Monkey PulseMonkey

PulseMonkey by Existence November 27, 2012

Related Words

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Piemonkey

An awesome random word that combinds the awesome food pie, with the godly animal monkey making it the most single food to animal word ever.

Example 1:
Look! A Wild Piemonkey!

Example 2:
That Awesome Piemonkey Raped Me Good, And I Am Proud.

Piemonkey by Mr. Eppie November 7, 2005

peemonkey12

A very talented and sexy man, who goes by the name Sage Sagbert or "fart boy". He is peemonkey12 on TikTok. Everything he does is mesmerizing and he is very intelligent.

Wow... Did you see peemonkey12's new post on tiktok? He's so hot and sexy. I just want to kiss him on the mouth.

peemonkey12 by webababbebbauufbababba November 11, 2021

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007

premonkey

The racial slur that is inclusive of all Asian stereotypes (I.E. bad drivers, good math, small penis, funny speech patterns)

Damn premonkies slowing up the freeway.

Ha ha! You stupid premonkey!

premonkey by Farkas April 21, 2005

puffmonkey

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

puffmonkey by wrwkw October 4, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026