2 definition by Existence

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1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence
by Existence November 23, 2012

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To take one out to have sushi then proceed to sleep with them after.
Yo bro, I am about to get some smooshi with this chick tonight.
by eXistence January 20, 2014

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