pujo
An asshole. Someone you can't stand. A pretentious prick. A cunt. A twat. Did I mention pretentious prick?
pujo by CarrotGrapes December 9, 2014
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Pujols
The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.
Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"
Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"
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pujols • pujo • Pujoling • Pujolsesque • Pujolsian • pujols moonshot • Pujoned • Pujoner • Pujorgasm • Pujoshi
Pujolsesque
Verb: Doing so well that you stand out high above others. To be Pujolsesque you must be in the top 5% in of whatever you are doing.
Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.
Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.
Pujolsesque by an old lady September 4, 2009
pujols
Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
Albert Pujols is sick.
pujols
the best pure hitter in baseball that DOESNT use steriods *cough* barry bonds jason giambi and gary sheffield. also a good fielder
pujols by stlsportsfan April 7, 2005
Albert Pujols
One of the Greatest players in Major League Baseball currently, if not the greatest. Is often compared to Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio for his amazing success through his first five years. Is having yet another great year this year, and set the April home run record, with 14 homers. Could very well break many records before his career is said and done, if he stays healthy. A much more popular player than Barry Bonds, who is hated throughout the media and fanbase for his attitude and his possible use of steroids.
Albert Pujols hit three home runs in one game against the Reds, including a walkoff homerun. Then Barry Bonds tried to be like Pujols and struck out 4 times.
Albert Pujols by Pujols005 May 14, 2006
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countrypolitan
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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