In Spain, when you go out and instead of entering the club you stay outside with people smoking and/or having a sneak peak on how are the people that are in that party.
-let's go to La Sala el Sol I heard that club is great!
-no, I don't wanna pay to go inside not knowing if it's good or not.
-okay, then let's just do some puerteo.
-no, I don't wanna pay to go inside not knowing if it's good or not.
-okay, then let's just do some puerteo.
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A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.
The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.
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Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.
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