Definitions by zombles222
Aerial Refuel
A wildly impractical bedroom maneuver where a man swings their partner around in circles by the arms while attempting a mid-air “refueling” connection inspired by military aircraft, with their penis(the boom). Warning maneuver should be done with extreme caution as to not cause damage to personnel or aircraft.
Bro really tried the Aerial Refuel and discovered why this maneuver belongs in theory, not practice. He came in real hot and the boom took out her eye.
Aerial Refuel by zombles222 September 30, 2026
Croch Gremlin
"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."
Croch Gremlin by zombles222 December 19, 2024
Puerto Rican Plan B
Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)
Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"
Puerto Rican Plan B by zombles222 April 14, 2021
velmo
1. velmo vel-moe noun. The end result of two adult males kissing so affectionately that their mustaches become intertwined with one another.
2. velmoing vel-moe-ing verb. The action of intertwining ones mustache with another's.
2. velmoing vel-moe-ing verb. The action of intertwining ones mustache with another's.
1.After the long 3 day weekend the velmo between Denny and Alex was REAL.
2.My upper lip is so sore from velmoing all night .
2.My upper lip is so sore from velmoing all night .
velmo by zombles222 June 8, 2016