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The act of having sex in a hockey rink on the ice.
Dude Haseeb and Terry Puckey all the time after hockey practice.
Puckey by Supercrazyronguy February 27, 2009

horse-puckey 

something or someone that is worthless or of no value
what he said is horse-puckey
horse-puckey by nate vargas July 16, 2006

horse puckey cat 

A cat whos ass smells like horse shit.
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/
Piss you!!! My f'in cat is a true horse puckey cat if ever there was one!!!
horse puckey cat by Telephony April 24, 2015

Horse-Puckey 

Absolute bullshit. The speaker will say this in an effort to sound like they aren't cursing. This is also an indicator of someone most likely over the age of 50.
Now that's just horse-pucky.

Horse-puckey: in other words, that's just bullshit. Only put in a more classy sounding format.

or some such horse puckey 

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".
(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.

Pukey Dec 

The term for a young boy who is an alcoholic and who's dad owns a law firm
" Did you see what Pukey Dec did tonight?"

"Yeah, tonight was wild."
Pukey Dec by Swimkoeberle February 14, 2018