pubeardy

A rare affliction that targets males with high levels of estrogen and also hermaphrodites. The effects can be seen in a sort of male pattern baldness for the face. Sporadic patches of hair can be found on the sufferers neck and face. It is highly believed among professionals that the individuals who are experiencing pubeardic related symptoms are also having sex with Kubac.

I will have to pass on a night of male back-door action, my pubeardy is really getting out of control.

pubeardy by M. Sewell October 23, 2003

pubeard 

Pronounced Pube Beard

1.) A Beard On Someones Face That Looks Like They Glued Pubes To Their Face

2.) Being Bald Everywhere Except For Around Your Genitals Where You Have Massive Amounts Of Hair Due To No Upkeep

Did You See The Pubeard On Wendy? It's Nasty, She Hasn't Shaved In Weeks

pubeard by Dean Krunkman November 16, 2007

Pubeard 

When your beard looks more like pubes than an actual beard. Usually found amongst teenagers who just started getting some facial hair on the chin and leave it unshaved for weeks.

“Did you see Agamemnon’s Pubeard, it’s so gross eww!!” “Yeah I know, he hasn’t shaved in 2 weeks and thinks it looks cool....we’ll sorry Agamemnon but your Pubeard is absolutely horrendous”

Pubeard by MagicBarch September 12, 2020

Pubeard 

When a dude grows a beard, but it really just ends up looking scraggly and nasty, as if he had grown pubes on his chin instead of a manly beard. (Pronounced: pew-beard)

Dude, did you see the pubeard on John? He needs to shave that nasty shit right now!

Pubeard by Kalzinder September 29, 2010

Pubearty 

The stage of a mans life when he starts growing hair in unusually places - namely, the ears

Now that I have turned 40 I have noticed that I am growing extra hair in special places, the ears .... its official, I have finally reached pubearty

Pubearty by bjc/arc September 14, 2012