This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

Puterized by Caminojen May 20, 2011

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pubertized

someone who has gone through puberty

John wanted to act like a little kid, but his parents expected more from him, since he had already been pubertized.

pubertized by Meadow Soprano September 2, 2013

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Pubertised

Hitting puberty and becoming a teenager. Like the rest of us.

Man 1: Dude you pubertised almost overnight!
Man 2: Yeah

Pubertised by ElfMonster August 24, 2014

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