puberize

This is what African American males do earlier than their Caucasian counterparts.

"I looked puberize up on WebMD, and it said African American males puberize earlier than their Caucasian counterparts."

puberize by Someone who puberized October 13, 2011

pubertize 

v. to engage in the long-term act of puberty, to undergo puberty

OR

v. to engage in the act of masturbation

1) Poor little Shaniqua . . she has yet to pubertize because she still stuffs her bra with styrofoam and muffins.

2) Go pubertize yourself!

pubertize by chivvy April 27, 2006

Puterized 

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

Puterized by Caminojen May 20, 2011

pubertized

someone who has gone through puberty

John wanted to act like a little kid, but his parents expected more from him, since he had already been pubertized.

pubertized by Meadow Soprano September 2, 2013

puberdize

The act of still being in the adolescent stage of life.

"Don't laugh at my voice crack! I can still puberdize if I want too!"

puberdize by trevinator77 October 5, 2009