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Pubertis 

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.
Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!
Pubertis by jdupon21 January 3, 2010
Related Words

puieriestierly 

Indescribable prettiness
That dog is so hot, it's puieriestierly beautiful.

Pubertised 

Hitting puberty and becoming a teenager. Like the rest of us.
Man 1: Dude you pubertised almost overnight!
Man 2: Yeah
Pubertised by ElfMonster August 24, 2014

puberates 

when one goes through the beautiful act of puberty
Harrison needs to be ready for the real world once he puberates.
puberates by trappyg September 27, 2017

Pubertied 

Guy 1 : I'm getting voice cranks
Guy 2 : yeah your getting pubertied
Pubertied by Jrjfjjf December 12, 2018

pubertie 

Da age at which da young Squire Wooster began needing a butler to help him sort out his raging-hormones confusions and debacles.
I wonder if P.G. Wodehouse went through pubertie himself, and that's how he got da idea for his famous series of "awkward upper-crust guy and his butler" books and short stories?
pubertie by QuacksO January 28, 2023