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Prostitutes in Atlantic City.
We gotta cop some ptutes.

I'm in the mood for some ptutes.
ptutes by Holla Atcha Boi August 25, 2006
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ptuesday 

Painting Ptuesday, or just Ptuesday for short, is a wholesale replacement for the day of the week formerly known as Tuesday. To hobbist worldwide this is a holy day of painting and building of tabletop miniatures.
Oh sweetie, you know I would love to come to your birthday party but it's Painting Ptuesday.
ptuesday by edthedread May 11, 2021
Hey stefan, can you have one of your ptutes come by my place later?
ptute by Michael Hamilton August 15, 2003

Scott Putesky 

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.
Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.
Scott Putesky by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012
Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.
Your putes have a very nice appeal today.
putes by CMore68058 March 29, 2010
Plutes means obsolete or unimportant. Like the (former) planet pluto that, according to astronomists is not important enough to be a planet.

Plutes refers to something that, at one time, may have been considered significant but no longer is.

The words "plutes" is thought to have originated in Spokane, WA and quickly spread throughout the northwest and the rest of the United States. According to current statistics, plutes is not yet being used outside the US.
Kim Kardashian's idea of marriage is totes plutes.

Pleather pants, although cool in the early 2000's, are far too plutes to be worn today.
Plutes by Jmum November 13, 2011

putes lesbiennes 

Girlfriends who are so close they are mistaken for lesbian lovers
Vous êtes des putes lesbiennes
putes lesbiennes by Cruche January 9, 2017
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