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ptuesday 

Painting Ptuesday, or just Ptuesday for short, is a wholesale replacement for the day of the week formerly known as Tuesday. To hobbist worldwide this is a holy day of painting and building of tabletop miniatures.
Oh sweetie, you know I would love to come to your birthday party but it's Painting Ptuesday.
ptuesday by edthedread May 11, 2021
Hey stefan, can you have one of your ptutes come by my place later?
ptute by Michael Hamilton August 15, 2003

Scott Putesky 

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.
Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.
Scott Putesky by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012
Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.
Your putes have a very nice appeal today.
putes by CMore68058 March 29, 2010
Plutes means obsolete or unimportant. Like the (former) planet pluto that, according to astronomists is not important enough to be a planet.

Plutes refers to something that, at one time, may have been considered significant but no longer is.

The words "plutes" is thought to have originated in Spokane, WA and quickly spread throughout the northwest and the rest of the United States. According to current statistics, plutes is not yet being used outside the US.
Kim Kardashian's idea of marriage is totes plutes.

Pleather pants, although cool in the early 2000's, are far too plutes to be worn today.
Plutes by Jmum November 13, 2011

putes lesbiennes 

Girlfriends who are so close they are mistaken for lesbian lovers
Vous êtes des putes lesbiennes
putes lesbiennes by Cruche January 9, 2017
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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