psychohol 

a type of alcohol that leads people to becoming psychopaths

G1: dude, 5 kills and beer trails have been seen around these parts!
G2: if there's one thing, that thing means
G1: he's been dinking Psychohol!
G2: that medical?
G1: look up Urban Dictionary dude!

psychohol by your best idiot March 16, 2010

psychoglund 

A drug addicted bipolar man who carries a satchel full of medication. This psychologically disturbed individual can be found malingering. This person likes to talk about how awesome he is but in reality people think he's crazy. This person thinks very highly of himself, and can be extremely paranoid. Usually has at least 2 tattoos, none of which apply to him.

That dude is one psychoglund, look at him shaking uncontrollably while he's eating sushi.

That psychoglund down by the tracks looks sketchy

That crazy psychoglund looking man came by rambling about someone that owes him money

Watch out for those lunatic psychoglunds, they can be found trolling bridges

That psychoglund is one looney tune.

psychoglund by Sunlightpetmeds February 16, 2014

psychological dickhead 

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.

P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

psychological dickhead by underscore_pain October 21, 2020

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

psychoholic

Term used to describe hardcore White Zombie fans. Taken from the old White Zombie psychoholics anonymous fan club.

You dropped $1000 for an original copy of Gods on Voodoo Moon? You're a hardcore fucking psychoholic man.

psychoholic by psychoholicslag August 3, 2009

Psychohazardous Waste 

The socially toxic pollution created by a person's psychotic or borderline psychotic meltdown. The confusion, frustration, resentment and anger others experience during AND after a friend or loved one's psychological breakdown. The abbreviation of "psychological hazardous waste." The psychological equivalent to "biological hazardous waste (biohazardous)."

Leonard's explosive temper left his family and friends in an uncomfortable atmosphere of psychohazardous waste.

The result of Kiesha's unforeseen meltdown was a joyous occasion spoiled by the destructive psychohazardous waste left behind.

Psychohazardous Waste by Pistol Packing Pappy February 22, 2011

Psychological Video 

The opposite of a realistic ghost video.

Popular in the early 2000s, they usually contained more obvious editing and special effects than regular Ghost videos, which were supposed to be taken seriously.

Guy #1: Omg this video is so creepy, I would've moved out of that house if I were them!

Guy #2: That's not a ghost, it just a Psychological Video.
Guy #1: Well then nice editing. I guess I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Psychological Video by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 7, 2020