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psychoglund 

A drug addicted bipolar man who carries a satchel full of medication. This psychologically disturbed individual can be found malingering. This person likes to talk about how awesome he is but in reality people think he's crazy. This person thinks very highly of himself, and can be extremely paranoid. Usually has at least 2 tattoos, none of which apply to him.
That dude is one psychoglund, look at him shaking uncontrollably while he's eating sushi.

That psychoglund down by the tracks looks sketchy

That crazy psychoglund looking man came by rambling about someone that owes him money

Watch out for those lunatic psychoglunds, they can be found trolling bridges

That psychoglund is one looney tune.
psychoglund by Sunlightpetmeds February 16, 2014

psychological dickhead 

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.
P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

psychoholic

Term used to describe hardcore White Zombie fans. Taken from the old White Zombie psychoholics anonymous fan club.
You dropped $1000 for an original copy of Gods on Voodoo Moon? You're a hardcore fucking psychoholic man.
psychoholic by psychoholicslag August 3, 2009

Psychohazardous Waste 

The socially toxic pollution created by a person's psychotic or borderline psychotic meltdown. The confusion, frustration, resentment and anger others experience during AND after a friend or loved one's psychological breakdown. The abbreviation of "psychological hazardous waste." The psychological equivalent to "biological hazardous waste (biohazardous)."
Leonard's explosive temper left his family and friends in an uncomfortable atmosphere of psychohazardous waste.

The result of Kiesha's unforeseen meltdown was a joyous occasion spoiled by the destructive psychohazardous waste left behind.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2021

Psychological Video 

The opposite of a realistic ghost video.

Popular in the early 2000s, they usually contained more obvious editing and special effects than regular Ghost videos, which were supposed to be taken seriously.
Guy #1: Omg this video is so creepy, I would've moved out of that house if I were them!

Guy #2: That's not a ghost, it just a Psychological Video.
Guy #1: Well then nice editing. I guess I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Psychological Warfare

To achieve their objectives, the planners of psychological warfare campaigns first attempt to gain total knowledge of the beliefs, likes, dislikes, strengths, weaknesses, and vulnerabilities of the target population. According to the CIA, knowing what motivates the target is the key to a successful PSYOP.
the use of propaganda or other psychological warfare means to influence or confuse the thinking, undermine the morale, etc. of an enemy or opponent
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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