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psuedoism 

A personal practice rooted in falsehood or incorrect ideas
"Every aspect of his personality is just psuedoisms"
psuedoism by Merlinthemenace March 16, 2024

psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium 

A scientific term for the human throat.
I'm sorry to break it to you but you have an infection in your psuedostratifiedcolumnarepithelium ...... yeah i'm just kidding with you, your fine.
When dat nigga you saw looking through yo window straight up creepin at yo ass n licking his crusty ass lips
Pedoism-where a man/women likes younger kids
Pedoism by Brandonhooley July 24, 2016

psuedoswag 

the state of thinking one has swagger, when in reality, he does not
Many male caucasian athletes have psuedoswag when they play pick-up basketball games.
psuedoswag by TylerandJoeFoSho September 1, 2010

psuedoscience 

A belief system that gives itself the trappings of a science when it actually doesn't adhere much to the scientific method. Can range from something as mild as cryptozoology ("monster hunting", which has its heart in the right place but is far too uncritical of things) to various New Age beliefs, creationism, alternative medicine, etc. etc.
My friend went to a chiropractor, but after he found out that the whole field was a psuedoscience he decided to get massages at home.
psuedoscience by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

psuedosnarky 

The practice of trying to behave snarky in advertising in order to appear part of the in crowd and to endear a market.
The psuedosnarky angle used by Motrin in its ad targeting young moms backfired with a Twitter firestorm against the brand.
psuedosnarky by Amyz5 April 3, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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