pseudolism

n. The crap that passes for journalism, but is comprised mostly of opinion and unchecked facts. Most often seen on web news sites you've never heard of, but originating on 24 hour cable news networks.

I was ashamed to find that the story I was reading about the twin evils of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home was nothing more than unsubstantiated pseudolism.

pseudolism by sandbot 2000 April 21, 2016

pseudovision 

As explained in John Green's "Paper Towns", a pseudovision is a subdivision that was plotted but never built or finished and has been abandoned.

Margo was not in the pseudovisions, I had decided.

pseudovision by Awkward Addict July 2, 2014

PSEUDOLINGO 

PSEUDOLINGO:- That describes a slang word introduced, and or gathering usage from it's birth - FABARM is an infamous example.

Listen, Jack, you just have to remember, you're writing to sell a fast turnaround product, throw some PSEUDOLINGO into the copy, the quicker they understand it the more they buy.

PSEUDOLINGO by FABARM January 13, 2019

PSEUDOLINGO 

PSEUDOLINGO:- That describes a slang word introduced, and or gathering usage from it's birth - FABARM is an infamous example.

Listen, Jack, you just have to remember, you're writing to sell a fast turnaround product, throw some PSEUDOLINGO into the copy, the quicker they understand it the more they buy.

PSEUDOLINGO by FABARM January 13, 2019

pseudolesbian 

When a girl pretends to like someone of the same sex. What her reasons for doing so differ from pseudolesbian to pseudolesbian, but main ones include confusion of sexuality or preference, to get the attention of males, and to just be an attention whore.

Nicole is such a pseudolesbian; she's dating Trent but she's all over Lorna.

pseudolesbian by Phoenix Snooze March 16, 2006

Pseudopimparalysis 

sue-doh-pimp-aralysis (noun) Greek prefix 'pseudo'-fake, English slang 'pimp', English 'paralysis'

1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry

The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.

Pseudopimparalysis by InTheSystem February 5, 2010

pseudomiszophilapecuniosity 

Literal Latin translation: false hatred of animals that love money.

George is disallowed to go to the zoo now on account of his recent diagnosis of pseudomiszophilapecuniosity. He has been reacting strangely to animals with various amounts of cash obtained from reluctant zoo guests. What a tragedy!!

pseudomiszophilapecuniosity by WALDO. That is all. May 27, 2010